"Waaahhh!! I haven't climbed for 3 days and I'm going bananas in here. Please! Let's get going right now. It won't be wet under the overhangs and I assure you, I got enough chalk with me should I be wrong!
Charlie is your perfect climbing buddy, if you can also not sit still! A word of advice: Don't tell him to shut up. That just makes him even louder."